pms A Mans Guide To Dealing With PMS?? 

The Hormone Guide – women will understand this, men should memorize it.

So, my wife forwarded the “Guide” you see below to me in an email, which her friend forwarded to her.  At first I was like, “Ha, that’s pretty funny,” but then I thought about it.  What I realized is that this fancy little grid of “humorous-ness” is funny mostly because it points out how men are supposed to avoid telling their wifes/girlfriends what’s REALLY on our minds.  Or, is that really funny at all?  Sometimes I do want to know, “What have you done all day?” Or, “What’s for dinner?”  When did we men become so pussified?  I’m tired of using the kind-er way of expressing how I’m feeling.  Look, woman, I’m hungry, I think you look fat in that dress, you need to calm down, and finally….go drink some wine and chill the EFF out.

The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days/months/years when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

What’s for
Can I help you
with dinner?
Where would you like
to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.
Are you
wearing that?
You sure
look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about? Could we be
Here’s my paycheck. Here, have some wine.
Should you be
eating that?
You know, there are
a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.
What did you
DO all day?
I hope you didn’t
over-do it today.
I’ve always loved you
in that robe!
Here, have some wine.

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