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airport xray scanner Mock Your Co Workers Small Wiener And Get Beaten

The new body scanners that will be used at airports leave little to the imagination.  Even though they do the job and can easily detect when people are concealing anything, they also reveal intimate details about a person’s body, like the size of their genitalia.
You know this is going to get really weird.
[pullquote quote=”[Negron] stated he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind.” credit=”Police report.”]
During a routine lesson about the body scanners, a TSA employee by the name of Roland Negrin walked through the machine, and his boss noticed the size of Roland’s genitalia and the, um, lack thereof.  Immediately, Roland became the but of all the jokes at his workplace until he couldn’t take it anymore, literally.
According to the police report:

Negron confronted one of his co-workers in an employee parking lot, where he hit him with a police baton on the arm and back.

“[Negron] then told victim to kneel down and say ‘your sorry,'” the report reads. “Victim stated he was in fear and complied with [Negron].”

Negron was arrested the next day when he arrived for work. He told police he had been made fun of by coworkers on a daily basis.

“[Negron] stated he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind,” the report reads.

Seriously, if you are going to make fun of a man’s small wiener everyday for months, he is going to show up with a police baton and make you submit to him and his small package.

Comments
  1. FRANK says:

    WHAT ABOUT KIDS, LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS BEING EXPOSED TO THIS SCAN??? THE PEOPLE SCANNING HAVE THEY BEEN THOROTHLY CHECK BACK GROUND CHECKED AGAIN CHILD PREDITORS???? i DON’T CARE ABOUT MYSELF HAVING A BIG DICK OR SMALL WHAT ABOUT CHILDREN BEING EXPOSED?????

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