Maybe the kids on Glee should spend less time making out with each other’s boyfriends and harmonizing [lastfm]Journey [/lastfm] songs–and more time in Sex Ed class. Glee creator Ryan Murphy isn’t paying attention to the adage “if the trailer is a rockin’, don’t come a knockin'”; the paternal producer is issuing a ban on all sexual relations on set because 18-hour days and all that “vocal adrenaline” are making the darling young divas a little…frisky.
So who is at the top of “Glist” (a list someone made on the show ranking the sexiness of the Glee members) and who’s locking lips at William McKinley High? Keep your tap shoes on! We’ll spill after the break.
[pullquote quote=”But I have a rule: don’t do it in your trailer. They’ve broken that rule on many occasions.” credit=”Ryan Murphy”]
Boo. Unfortunately, Ryan Murphy is still playing his role of “boring dad” and won’t give us any dirt. Murphy had already issued a ban on romantic relationships during filming as it distracted the young cast members from their roles. Despite the fact that most of the cast members are actually acting professionals in their 20’s, they did what all hormonal teenage thespians should: they rebelled.
Just like Mr. Shue, Ryan Murphy wants to retain his cool factor without being a total pushover:
I’ve certainly dated people I’ve worked with and, you know, when you work on a set for 18 hours a day I think it’s natural. But I have a rule: don’t do it in your trailer. They’ve broken that rule on many occasions. I’m like, ‘I know you guys are young and hormonal, but don’t do it in your trailer’. I’m the dad, that’s what I say’.
Okay, daddy! Tell us who it is! We’ve heard rumors of Lea Michelle and Cory Monteith doing the deed. Now Jenna Ushkowitz (Tina) and Kevin McHale (Artie) have been gallivanting around London and the beaches of Monaco. William Morrison (Mr. Shue) has a Playboy centerfold hottie on his arm, Kelly Brook, so we don’t have to worry about him. Wait? Is Quinn pregnant again? Those Cheerios sure do get around.
So, who wants to bet that Murphy’s “trailer ban” is going to last about a week and then he’s going to catch Sue Sylvester and Puck at third base? Yeah. We went there.