Lilo Has No Service In Jail (You See, See)

Jail for celebs is awesome. Free publicity, a couple of months with no paparazzi cameras up your skirt, watching day time television, eating food from your care package, writing a multi-million dollar memoir, maybe a new “bunk buddy” or two, if you know what we mean.

[lastfm]Lindsay Lohan[/lastfm] is our hottest new jailhouse commodity and while we may joke about the 24-hour prison shower cam, some stalkers are going that extra psycho step to get in touch with their beloved ginger. Find out how!

Lynwood and the L.A. County Sheriff’s Headquarters Bureau have apparently been playing secretary for the hundreds of phone calls [lastfm]Lindsay Lohan[/lastfm] is getting in jail every day. Of course, Lohan cannot answer the calls from random strangers at all times of day because, well, she’s in jail.

Plus, why would she want to answer your phone call when she could receive a ton of creepy postcards from you or you could buy her a pork rind care package from Keefe Commissary Network (just register and put in Lindsay’s booking #2409752).

We know this sounds sort of sick and twisted but isn’t there something about this Lindsay Lohan “E-Harmony” ad that makes you want to sneak into her jail cell for a cuddle, ooops, we mean, date her?

[Source: ONTD]


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