Gal Meets Man, Man Meets Dad, Dad Castrates Man

dad castrate Gal Meets Man, Man Meets Dad, Dad Castrates Man
by Jordy Altman

What a terrible pun!

Then again, this is a terrible story, truly. What would you do if you found out your daughter was dating a man your senior by ten years? Maybe you wouldn’t go to such extremes as this German man… but then again…

The story begins with a very angry and disturbed father, Helmut Seifert, who after many feeble attempts to stop his 17-year-old daughter from seeing her boyfriend, couldn’t contain his anger. Later on, Seifert received an anonymous phone call alerting him to the fact that the man she was seeing was 57-years-old. Seifert was 47-years-old. So he did what any father would do in this situation – he grabbed his bread knife.

We’d love to tell you the rest of the story, but we’re going to let the Associated Press fill you in on the gory details. Proceed with caution.

“The man then recruited two work colleagues at his factory and then went to the house of the victim,” said police.

“The man was forced to remove his trousers and, fully conscious, he was castrated. The severed testicles were taken away by the perpetrator.”

The man was close to bleeding to death but managed to call police. His life was saved but he remains a eunuch for life.

Guess you could say he was feeling testy? YEEEOUCH!

[Source: Gawker]


One Comment

  1. valerie law says:

    Wow!! That is worse then “doing the Lorena Bobbit”. At least her victim was drunk as a skunk and his was found. That was pretty cold and cruel thing to do to anyone except a pedophile- Oh that’s right, She was a minor and he was a SENIOR- and I don’t mean in high school either. Hummm lets see- Daddy JUSTICE, How close was she to her 18th birthday? If I were that poor girl- I would move to another country and changed my name. If she reallly loves that victim- maybe she should stick with him now that he is no longer able to well… … know…. CONSUMATE. FOOD FOR THOUGHT

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