t shirt 0012 Win a Free JACK FM T Shirt in the CAPTION THIS Contest
Want a free JACK-FM T-shirt without having to even leave your house? See if you can be the next winner in the CAPTION THIS CONTEST…

This contest is now CLOSED

Pretty simple. We give you a picture, you come up with a funny, rude, hilarious caption and the absolute BEST CAPTION, wins a JACK FM t-shirt mailed directly to their house. How easy is that? So here it is…do your best…or worst as the case may be…

povin Win a Free JACK FM T Shirt in the CAPTION THIS Contest

Leave your funny caption in the comment section below. This round of CAPTION THIS will be open from today (Thursday 1-27) through next Wednesday night (2-02) at midnite. Good luck and happy captioning…

Comments (67)
  1. Joshua says:

    “Lightspeed chewy!!”

  2. Dom says:

    I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar.
    I was pretty desperate, and i thought she had a car.
    She said her name was Debbie, she was a friend of Jenny Craigs.
    She had boobs like watermelons, and breath like rotten eggs.
    I knew she was hungry, i could see it in her eyes.
    She was lookin’ at me, like i was a side of fries.

  3. Mark says:

    “She’s not all that big, Gilbert”

  4. LN says:

    1) Powered by Olestra
    2) Unskinny Bop
    3) Little ditty about Jack and Diane
    4) I like my women big and flamebroiled, just like my burgers
    Behold the esscence of love, with flamebroiled meat

  5. LN says:

    1) Powered by Olestra
    2) Unskinny Bop
    3) Behold the esscence of love, with flamebroiled meat

  6. Lisset says:

    Plush Michelin Man toy FREE with any tire purchase!

  7. Jonathyn says:

    Is that how Bubba Sparxx came up with his name?

  8. Caleb says:

    “Next stop, Andy!”
    “Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket! Rockets explode!”

  9. Mark says:

    The bigger the tush, the. . . the. . . the more f’d up your baby daddy’s ride.

  10. Mark says:

    Yep. Lost THAT bet.
    And shock.
    And tire.
    And dignity.

  11. Mark says:

    Well you did it Cletus. I ain’t lookin’ at the color of your bike no more.

  12. Jim B says:

    “I thought we agreed that you wouldn’t drink a fourloko and eat funyuns before we go on a ride!”

  13. [D] says:

    :3 victory is mine; instructions for t-shirt options shall be e-mailed to me I assume?

  14. quincy says:

    …And they’re off! 2 seconds into the race and, oh, the front tire popped, oh, there goes the other one!

  15. linda williams says:

    I asked el pollo local to smash my beans

  16. Tammy says:

    Baby,you need to ride bitch back,

  17. Steve McDonald says:

    I should’ve got a Harley vs. this rice burner which smells like it burnt the rice.

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