christopherpolk1 Black Eyed Peas Super Bowl Half Time Performance Worst Ever?

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Quick. What do the Black Eyed Peas and Linda Loveless have in common?

If you said they were both underappreciated performance artists then you would be wrong. I actually respected Linda Loveless’ work. If you were under a rock, blacked out drunk, or working during the Super Bowl yesterday and missed it….here ya go…

I’m not kidding in the least when I say that while watching that video again just now while writing this story, I really and truly thought about stabbing myself in the eye with this Bic pen that is sitting here beside my keyboard.

Jesus Harold Christ what an abomination that was. Way to go Slash. Way to edge closer to Axl Rose on my all time hate chart bar graph.

And what was going on with Christina Aguilera during The National Anthem? Can’t we get anything right?

We haven’t had a Super Bowl Half Time Show worth a flip since that one chocolate boobie offended us all in 2004. In my own head “offended” isn’t the word I come up with when remembering Nipplegate but I guess to some it was.

But never fear Super Bowl planning people. I think I have the perfect act to handle next years half time proceedings…


Comments (7)
  1. Lizz Novak says:

    I thought it sucked… Badly. I think they brought in Slash in a attempt to create an alluison implying that if Slash is playing with them, they MUST be cool and they must be doing something right, ect ect. This worked out alright until Fergie opened her mouth and tried to sound as legandary as the original song. To make it worse they combined Slash with an electric background. I think The Who put on a better show last year. But then again this is just a 16 year olds opinion and who honestly gives a shit about that.

  2. Stephen says:

    I thought it was fine. Super bowl half times shows are really for the people that are there at the game to kill time till the game starts again anyways. It’s better than having nothing going on. I mean you paid enough for your seats anyways, you might as well get something for it. For us at home, if we don’t want to watch it, we can change the channel. There is always something else going on. If you’re there, and you particularly care for the show, you can’t really escape it. lol

  3. Sydney Farris says:

    it was nice they employeed umpa loompa’s again….out of work since Wonka closed his factory ya know.

  4. Lee says:

    why a chocolate boobie and not just a boobie? hmmm

    1. Marea Perez says:

      um, Janet is of African-American decent – ergo ‘Chocolate’ referring to her skin tone.

  5. joe says:

    Thank you Fergie, will i am and the other guys – this means
    we’re back to a classic rock group at halftime again. My
    suggestions are – Bon Jovi or Van Halen. Yes, BEPs were
    no. 1 worst super bowl halftime.

  6. Nicole says:

    WOW!!! Agreed they would put on a great show!!! And they sound just about the same as Black Eyed Peas

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