joke bar pianist1 Jokes That Can Save Your Life: Bar Genie

Image Credit: Jordy Altman


You’ve been kidnapped and there is a gun pointed straight at your head. Lucky for you, you went to Jack FM on the web and learned that all fugitives let their hostages go if they can tell a good joke.

So take a deep breath and try to ignore that pistol staring you in the teeth. This is the joke that will save your life.

jokes Jokes That Can Save Your Life: Bar Genie

Image credit: Jordy Altman

A young man walks into a bar. As soon as he steps up to buy a drink, he hears a curious melody. Looking around, he is astonished to find a tiny man banging out songs on a tiny piano just behind the counter. The bartender notices the patron and offers him a beer.

Still stunned, the young man takes the beer – but before he can drink, a genie emerges from inside the glass.

“You have one wish.”

The young man can’t believe what is happening around him.

“OK… if that’s true than I wish for a million bucks.”

The genie disappears in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, a loud rumble is heard and a million ducks crash through the door, parading through the bar.

“Hey, what’s going on here!” the young man complains. “I don’t want a million ducks! That’s not what I said!”

The barman replies, “You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?”

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