Women, right?

Celebrating Father’s Day is a bang and all – but ladies, could ya please contain your crazy for 24 hours? After all, you already had your day last month. Why step on your husband’s toes?

We get it, we get it. You’re a little jealous because on Mother’s Day all you got was that bottle of perfume and another subscription to Good Housekeeping.

Just look what Dad got!


What Dad Thinks: AWWW YEAHHHH. 6 burners, 3 racks, a rotisserie and a bun warmer. Think of all the great meals I can create! Steaks, BBQ Chicken, Corn on the Cob, Salmon filets, hamburgers… This is the ultimate grilling machine, and my buddies are sure to come by for every football game, basketball game, boxing match, race, season finale…

What Mom Thinks: So now all of a sudden you WANT to cook?


lazy boy Fathers Day Gifts That Make Mom Flip Out

What Dad Thinks: AWWW YEAHHHH. I can sink into this bad boy allllll night. Got my universal remote right here… let’s see what can I watch? A movie? My favorite show? Or maybe I’ll bring that lamp over here and start that novel Barney let me borrow. WOAH! When I pull this lever, a leg rest pops up!

What Mom Thinks: Is he asleep in that damn chair again?


camping tent Fathers Day Gifts That Make Mom Flip Out

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What Dad Thinks: AWWW YEAHHHH. Now I can take the kids camping, just like I’ve always wanted! Teach them to fish and how to make a fire… oh wait, do I remember how to make a fire? Do we have those old fishing poles? I should go through our storage and see what I can dig up.

What Mom Thinks: You leave the Storage Room littered with old crap and then you skip town for the weekend?


autographed guitar Fathers Day Gifts That Make Mom Flip Out

Rick Diamond / Getty Images

What Dad Thinks: AWWW YEAHHHH. Wahhh neener neener wahh pew pew! Just like the old days! Wow, this guitar is so cool, I should go out and buy myself a guitar. I think I remember how to play… I was in that band for about 6 months before we broke up. Oh, I’ll need to buy an amplifier too… maybe get a drumset for the garage too… Honey! Look at me, I’m a Rock Star!

What Mom Thinks: Ok, I’ll admit you look pretty cute with a guitar.

Happy Father’s Day!


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