What say you to another edition of Jack’s INFAMOUS Caption This contest?

Rules are simple: we give you a picture, you provide the most hilarious-est caption for said picture and we mail a free JACK FM T-shirt to your house. Capisce? Now get to it.

This week’s photo is:

caption pyro 2 Caption This: PYROMANIAC Edition

Stephen Morton / Getty Images

Lou – “Official torch bearer of the Redneck Olympics.”

Runners Up:

Zach – “Marshmallows, hot dogs, crystal meth . . . this here’s an all purpose roaster. ”

Josh – ” Dammit Tom, you know nobody likes warm beer.”

In honor of Jack’s Fourth of July and AP Pyrotechnics

Have at it! Leave your caption in the comment section below. Funniest one wins the JACK FM T-shirt. This round of CAPTION THIS is open today (6-27) thru Friday (7-04) at 11:59pm. We will announce the winner the following week and mail out the prize….Have at it JACK-sters……

This contest has ended… winner and new contest announced next week.

Comments (50)
  1. JasonBell says:

    Later on that night..”Shooot…..Officer I swear on my wifes life, I havent had anything to drink all day…

  2. Jason Bell says:

    Power Ballods Hillbilly style

  3. David Clausi says:

    The picture can be described as a crazy hillbilly!

  4. Roger Benites says:

    Jethro learns not to play with fire

  5. John says:

    Hillbilly Olympic six pack torch run…oops 4 1/2 run faster fool!

  6. Roy says:

    look mom a redneck roman candle …

  7. Caleb says:

    “watch this, y’all.
    Bubba, hold my dignity. i’m gonna chug it!”

  8. Roy says:

    { top pic } who brought the Brontosaurus Bugers !!

  9. Roy says:


  10. Denise York says:

    Little known fact: The 4th of July is also the opening day of the Beer Olympics. Festivities begin at noon with the lighting of the “CAN-dle”.

  11. Kyle says:

    “Time to light this re-fry”

  12. Kyle says:

    “Achieve Greatness”

  13. Lou R says:

    On tonight’s episode of “Redneck Do it y’allself”, how to make an industrial Zippo lighter out of Bud cans.

  14. Lou R says:

    Like a moth to a lightbulb, Bubba’s last moments are captured here.

  15. Lou R says:

    Official torch bearer of the Redneck Olympics.

  16. Lou R says:


  17. david says:

    Now this is what you call a Bud Liight.

  18. Mark says:

    It takes five cans of Bud and open flame to make Maynard’s nipples hard.

  19. Mark says:

    Bud. . . . weis. . . . aaaaarrrrgggghhh!!!

  20. Mark says:

    Cleatus, looky here! Beer melts!

  21. Timothy says:

    “With 6 feet of garden hose and this gizzmo, anyone can light there own farts.”

  22. SURFINRON says:


  23. ikuri says:

    The Hillbilly Olympics Torch Ceremony has commenced.

  24. Zach says:

    I guess an elementary school education pays off after all.

  25. Ami says:

    da-da-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding…. Okay, I’ll squeal, but only if you blow that torch out.

  26. mike romo says:

    top picture: “Who wanted they’re burgers well done?”

    bottom picture: “This is the best hash pipe ever!”

  27. Buboh says:

    when man discovered fire

  28. Mike says:

    BBQ’d crayfish in a can makes his nipples hard.

  29. Mike says:

    “This is how we conduct our AA meetings in the big easy—so back off JACK !!!!!”

  30. AlejandroEspinoza says:

    This is EXACTLY

  31. mcm333 says:

    If you think Mel Gibson’s nuts, check out his brother — Bubba Gibson.

  32. Zack says:

    Marshmallows, hot dogs, crystal meth . . . this here’s an all purpose roaster.

  33. Biff says:

    Beer can chicken will never ever taste this good again.

  34. Jason Bell says:

    Festus Delford Jackson’s home made fireworks.Not recommended for younguns under Five.

  35. Denise says:

    Hendrix was singing let me stand next to your fire? Opps!

  36. daddysnipes says:

    WTF Cooter, how do you turn this thing down?

  37. Mike Taylor says:

    See what happens when you buy American!!!

  38. Mike Taylor says:

    So much for the test fire…. go get my hamster.

  39. Ozzy Ventura says:

    Say Jack…these hillbillies are your relatives?

  40. david says:

    Now lets get this 4th of july party On !!

  41. LeCarey says:

    “The fire’ll draw the skeeters close, I’ll pinch them when they get here!” (Tennessee’s Mosquito Control officer)

  42. Mark says:

    Holy Hell, Cleatus! Fire is hot, but beer is cold. This’n here is the Devil’s work!

  43. david says:

    Happy 4th of July Jack !!

  44. Robin D says:

    top: wheewee that girl’s vibrator does pack a hellova wallup

    bottom: wait on it, wait on it, wait on it

  45. Josh says:

    Dammit Tom, you know nobody likes warm beer

  46. Raul Garcia says:

    OK Festus bring out gran-ma with her Oxy-gin tank , an sit er right ere nex to me on that 30 gallon grease drum , she wants ta see the fire- werks too!!!!!

  47. Chris says:

    Hillbilly, In search of the great and powerful Wizard Of Beer

  48. martin says:

    (B.u.d.w.e.i.s.e.r.)….Because u deserve what every individual should injoy regularly. This Bud’s For You Jack !…Happy 4th of july America……Shirt Size Jack XXL.

  49. Anne Lawson says:

    Now that’s a fire!

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