“Say hello to your mustard for me…”

Mark Wahlberg and his brothers Donnie and Paul have finally done it – they’re opening a hamburger joint in Boston and naming it Wahlburgers.

And we all know that word-play in the restaurant business equates to a quality, delicious menu.

So what do you think the menu’s gonna look like? We dug through Marky Mark’s videography to see what lies dormant, waiting to  be used for the Wahlberg brothers’ inspiration.

[Source: Cinema Blend]

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Funky Bunch’s “Good Vibrations”

Sans tomatoes, pickles and the usual fix-ins, this 2/3 pound beef patty is served on top of a vibrating motor. Just try to keep the ketchup, mustard, mayo, special sauce and A1 from drippin’ on your pants! Served with fries.

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Talks to Animals

Tired of eating plain ol’ beef patties? So are the Wahlbergs! This sandwich is stacked to the heavens with a venison patty, a lamb patty and a buffalo patty! Old MacDonald ain’t got nothin’ on this! Served with fries.

The Perfect Storm

Chili, bacon, jalapenos, guacamole, bacon, signature hot sauce, 12 slices of cheese and deep-fried bacon. Hope your drive back home is a quick one! Served with fries.

Dirk Diggler’s “You’ve Got The Touch”

This is the ultimate sandwich. A sizzling Kobe beef patty with a sexy ciabatta bun and some pickles that look kinda like nipples. You’re not gonna eat that sandwich – you’re gonna take it out to dinner tonight and spoon it in your bed. Served with onion rings.


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