Cheap Mattress And Grandma’s Ghost For Sale By Owner

One man’s treasure is another man’s junk… wait, that’s how it goes, right?

We were bored at work, sick and tired of trying to fall asleep underneath the soundboard. So we decided to browse Craigslist today, and boy are we glad we did! Not only did we find a mattress with “moderate staining” , but it is quite literally the death-bed of the seller’s grandma.

Yep, you heard us. This premium piece of furniture is where the seller’s grandma actually died the week before he posted this ad.

He doesn’t exactly explain how his grandmother passed on… but we’re kind of suspicious after reading “moderate staining” in his description.

But at least he was honest, right? Well sorry, but honesty doesn’t make us want to shack up with your Granny’s spirit. We’re not that desperate. But almost.

And that photo isn’t fooling anyone, buddy! Strategically placing that mustard yellow blanket to cover the mattress stains? That’s pretty low.

And by pretty low, we’ll probably steal that idea when we’re selling our bed. What! It has stains too.

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[Source: Funny Craigslist]


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