Caption This! Contest: Kobe Bryant’s Broken Nose

Now it’s even easier to win a FREE JACK FM T-SHIRT – you don’t even have to leave the comfort of your keyboard! No seriously, don’t get up. Your thighs gross us out.

Write a funny, clever, weird, border-line offensive caption for the picture below in the comments section of this post now thru this Friday, March 2nd. The best one wins!

Here’s your picture to caption, good luck…


kobe bryant nose Caption This! Contest: Kobe Bryants Broken Nose

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One Comment

  1. Jose Marquez says:

    Dwayne I thought you and I were pals, but it turns out what you just did to me make you a mudder hugger. Don’t be hating because I own more rings than you do.

  2. jonathan says:

    i knew the heat players played like shitake, i just didn’t imagine they would smell like shitake too.

  3. glenn urata says:

    damn !!! , that guy smells !!!

  4. Cristhyan says:

    So this is what I get for busting a Delante West on your ass? Lebron let West off easy!

  5. mrtriple6 says:

    damn dwade stinks so much made my nose bleed…

  6. larry martin says:

    Kobe…he’s so rich only his nose is broke!!

  7. Mark says:

    “Please don’t let anyone see me cry. I’m good enough. I’m smart enough. And doggone it, people like me. But damn Vanessa is so expensive!”

    1. Veg Etarian says:

      Mom said this would happen, first Michael Jackson now me.

  8. Mike Hafoka says:

    Peeuwww!!! That Kevin Hart just farted!!!

  9. Mike B says:

    Vanessa said she would get me back for cheatin’ but I didn’t know it would hurt THIS bad!

  10. Randy Lee Gordon Jr says:

    Kevin Heart- “Should I get you a Nurse” Kobe- “Naww Bro just sit your tiny ass down”

  11. Charles says:

    Man, my balls stink!

  12. glenn urata says:

    crap! now vanessa is never gonna want to get back with me!

  13. glenn urata says:

    damn dwayne! payback is gonna be a bitch for you!

  14. tee says:

    nO wAY IT cAN’T b . . . . broken?!

  15. Javier Prieto says:

    Oh no, something legitimate to cry about. “No really, it’s broken”. Really.

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