What Would YOU Do For A Cookie?

Get caught with your hand in the cookie jar? So did Abner Canda, except he got caught with his hand in both much-fabled cookie jar and on an impressionable young female inmate at the Snohomish County Jail in Everett, Washington.

According to The Smoking Gun via the Huffington Post, 58-year-old prison guard Canda manipulated the young lady at least once into performing sexual favors by plying her with homemade chocolate chip cookies

Apparently, this wasn’t Canda’s first time having relations with the inmates he was supposed to protecting and guarding; two other women said they also engaged in illicit activities with the man.

One even said she was “dating” him.

This made us ask ourselves the question: what would JACK FM do for a cookie? Especially a homemade chocolate chip cookie warm and straight from the oven? Answer: anything and everything.

There you have it, folks. It might be shameful and deplorable, but JACK FM would give of itself in unfathomable ways for a cookie, chocolate chips slightly gooey, just begging to be dipped into some luscious, frothy milk…




–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles


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