Week 8 Pick Results- 2-2
2-2’s not bad. Could’ve been 3-1 very easily had Jets QB Geno Smith not thrown two pick 6 interceptions vs the Bengals. Jerkface jerkington. Anyway, much like the Jonas Brothers, that’s in the past so….moving on…to Week 9…
Kansas City Chiefs (-3) vs Buffalo Bills– 10:00am PST on CBS
The Kansas City Chiefs roll into Buffalo as the favorites this week and rightfully so. The Bills are 3-5 while the Chiefs are the NFL’s last unbeaten team. The Chiefs made it to 8-0 with a good D and a quarterback in Alex Smith who rarely turns the ball over. Now, remember back when the Native Americans lived in harmony with the American Buffalo on the great plains before those meddlesome crackers showed up? Damn near hunted the buffalo to extinction. Now it’s payback time. Can Alex Smith withstand the charge of an angry buffalo herd? Bent on avenging their ancestors? I’ma have to say the nay-no my brother. Sine your pittie on the runny kine and Take the Bills in an upset special here.
San Diego Chargers (-1/PK) vs Washington Redskins– 10:00am on CBS
Hardly anyone is talking about the match-up itself this week, instead they’re focusing on the “is the Redskins team name racist?” debate. “Redskins” IS racist and it prolly should be changed but the H.A.I.N., team owner Dan Snyder has pretty much said the team name is staying. Dude, for once in your over-privileged life, do the right thing. Be the Washington Warriors. Or the Tribe. You’d get to keep everything, even your logo. But he won’t because Dan Snyder is everything that is wrong with America. Although I’d love to see that ass-clown get tazed repeatedly like this guy, I will settle for the Chargers shocking his team right in his own backyard. Take San Diego here.