[Video] Your Christmas Crazy Is Here: Woman Has Surgery To Shape Her Ears Like An Elf

So here are the facts, courtesy of the DailyMail:

  • Melynda Moon, 23, is from Florid… err, Guelph (near Toronto), Canada.
  • Melynda Moon is not her birth name.
  • She is (was?) a model.
  • Moon believes she is “from a different realm and was a fairy in a past life.”
  • She is (not shockingly) a fan of The¬†Lord of the Rings, Zelda¬†video games, and pretty much all things “mythical.”
  • The Lord of the Rings inspired her new look.
  • She has a sub-dermal implant in her hand in the shape of the Triforce from The Legend of Zelda lore.
  • To look more like an elf, she had the tips of her ears reshaped and pointed.
  • When asked about the decision to reshape her ears, Moon replies, “I have never been more sure of anything in my life.”
  • Grown ups often tell their children she is one of Santa’s elves and use her appearance to coerce their kids into behaving.
  • (Unverified) Fans of Star Trek confuse her for Vulcan and debate as to whether her decision was logical.

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