I LIKE TO DO THE THINGS I LIKE TO DO.
And if you too like to do things, then maybe you should check out one of the following, 4 Best Bet JACK-Tivities of this weekend (October 3rd-5th 2014)
2014 MLB DS Playoffs
Angels vs Royals, Thursday y Friday @ Angels Stadium
The Fullerton adjacent Los Angeles of Anaheim go first as they take on the Kansas City Royals at the Big A on Thursday at 6p. While the God of all that is pitching, Clayton Kershaw, leads the Dodgers charge against the Cardinals on Friday at 3:30 PM. I don’t know about the rest of you but I am praying for a Freeway World Series. If for no other reason than to make plenty of Ricky Ross references. The CIA knows what I am talking about.
For more info on Angels playoff baseball, GO HERE
For more info on Dodgers playoff baseball, GO HERE
Knott’s Scary Farm
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now thru Nov. 1st @ Knott’s Berry Farm
About the only thing scarier than seeing two pink lines on your EPT test might be this years iteration of Knott’s Scary Farm. Knott’s has an attraction called Special Ops: Infected where you as the attendee get to shoot actual zombies with a gun. Relax Rambo it’s just a laser gun but it still sounds pretty bad-ass. Knott’s also brought back the Mistress of the Dark: Elvira for two live shows nightly this year. Want some Halloween fun? You could do way worse than Knott’s. Wait….is that Audrina Partridge in the picture above? She sexy. It would be an honor for me to give her two pink lines.
For more info on Knott’s Scary Farm, GO HERE
CicLAVia Heart of Los Angeles
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Sunday Oct. 5th- 9am-4pm @ Heart of Los Angeles
Want to ride your bike thru the streets of Los Angeles without living in fear of being ran over by some douchebagguette in a BMW 3 series? Then I suggest hitting up the CicLAVia Heart of Los Angeles Bike Ride on for this Sunday. City organizers are blocking off parts of 2nd, 4th, Broadway, Cesar Chavez, Boyle, and Mednik Streets to automobile traffic to make way for bicycles. Or skateboards. Or roller skates. Or Segways. Anything but the automobile. Suck it Henry Ford.
For more info on CicLAVia: Heart of LA, GO HERE
Dudes that have way more time to work out than I do dance around and strip for bored house wives and obnoxiously drunk girls on bachelorette party benders this Friday at the Morongo Casino in Cabazon. These jerks probably have svelte Australian accents that make ladies even weaker in the knees than they already were too. God I hate these guys. Why am I putting this into Best Bet Jacktivities again? Oh yeah, because Tami Heide threatened me with death if I didn’t. She’s got some serious anger issues by the way.
For more info on Australia’s Thunder From Down Under, GO HERE