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By Nadia Noir

As Cady said in Mean Girls, “Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” You can dress like sexy anything. You could be a sexy baby, a sexy angel, a sexy carrot, or a sexy In-N-Out employee. Can you say “animal style?” Rawr.

College co-eds, in all their 20-something hotness, are the biggest offenders of the dressing super sexy on Halloween. A scrap of cloth passes as an outfit. Hey, we’re not hating, just stating some facts.

Yandy.com gave us a list of the most popular sexy Halloween costumes at some Southern California colleges. Let’s do some arbitrary analysis and figure out why.

(Photo courtesy of Yandy.com)

(Photo courtesy of Yandy.com)

USC: Sexy Viking

Out of all the costumes, this one is the most expensive, coming in at well over $200. USC is known as the “University of Spoiled Children” because many of the students who go there are super-rich, coming in as already elite and leaving with a mass amount of contacts. And a Trojan is sort of like a Viking. They both, umm, carry old-school weapons?

(Photo courtesy of Yandy.com)

(Photo courtesy of Yandy.com)

San Diego State University: SWAT Hottie

There’s lots of military bases near San Diego, so maybe dressing like a eroticized version of a hardcore hostage rescuer¬†is titillating.

(Photo courtesy of Yandy.com)

(Photo courtesy of Yandy.com)

UC Santa Barbara: Harbor Hottie

Isla Vista, where UC Santa Barbara is located, is basically like a little “island”/college town. These girls are getting their beach on 24/7.

(Photo courtesy of Yandy.com)

(Photo courtesy of Yandy.com)

UCLA: Sexy Genie Halloween Costume

Well, it’s sort of the Bruin colors and maybe all the girls are hinting that they need a Genie to grant all their wishes when the night is over.

(Photo courtesy of Yandy.com)

(Photo courtesy of Yandy.com)

UC San Diego: Furry Party Animal Costume

With no sports team and a reputation as a school more about academics than partying, maybe the Miley Cyrus “Twerkin’ Teddy” costume is the one slutty respite for these overachieving nerds.

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