By Nadia Noir
As Cady said in Mean Girls, “Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” You can dress like sexy anything. You could be a sexy baby, a sexy angel, a sexy carrot, or a sexy In-N-Out employee. Can you say “animal style?” Rawr.
College co-eds, in all their 20-something hotness, are the biggest offenders of the dressing super sexy on Halloween. A scrap of cloth passes as an outfit. Hey, we’re not hating, just stating some facts.
Yandy.com gave us a list of the most popular sexy Halloween costumes at some Southern California colleges. Let’s do some arbitrary analysis and figure out why.
USC: Sexy Viking
Out of all the costumes, this one is the most expensive, coming in at well over $200. USC is known as the “University of Spoiled Children” because many of the students who go there are super-rich, coming in as already elite and leaving with a mass amount of contacts. And a Trojan is sort of like a Viking. They both, umm, carry old-school weapons?
San Diego State University: SWAT Hottie
There’s lots of military bases near San Diego, so maybe dressing like a eroticized version of a hardcore hostage rescuer is titillating.
UC Santa Barbara: Harbor Hottie
Isla Vista, where UC Santa Barbara is located, is basically like a little “island”/college town. These girls are getting their beach on 24/7.
Well, it’s sort of the Bruin colors and maybe all the girls are hinting that they need a Genie to grant all their wishes when the night is over.
UC San Diego: Furry Party Animal Costume
With no sports team and a reputation as a school more about academics than partying, maybe the Miley Cyrus “Twerkin’ Teddy” costume is the one slutty respite for these overachieving nerds.