From the Jack FM archives, we present to you…TURKEY ATTACKS CAUGHT ON TAPE!
Doesn’t everyone just wish that their turkey was as cool as “Gobbles the trick performing turkey?”
Well, unfortunately, turkeys hate us for our way of life.
But they hate the camera even more.
#5: Getting revenge for his brothers on Thanksgiving.
#4: Who invited the… turkey?
#3: Even Turkeys say “beak” the police!
#2: Honk all you want. These turkeys are taking the bike.
#1: One of the many scenes cut from the original Jurassic Park footage.
Lady. He’s 475°F from being Thanksgiving dinner. He’s really not that scary?